tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19162039172077360362023-11-15T22:51:22.192-08:002012- presentI am very awesome, sarcastic, witty, adjectivey, happy, and if you're offended you are obviously lame. obviously.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-37248484147238520982013-03-28T09:46:00.000-07:002013-03-28T15:25:12.993-07:00My rant novel, ravel.es jueves errrrrbody. Good Friday is tomorrow everyone! and to my Jews, it's Passover, or it was passover, I'm not sure when it is or was, but happy passover nonetheless. So guess what, it's finally getting warm in the tundra I call home, shits melting all over the place and I can't keep my car clean. I can finally drive like I prefer, faster than 40 and signaling at my leisure past all these old, ugly, raggedy ass rusted minnesota janky cars. What is this....west Boca? <br />
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Did you hear? the Miami Heat's streak went down the toilet last night...and in case my newsfeed on facebook isn't already annoying enough with all your ugly baby pictures, grammatically incorrect insults to one another, and "selfies" (as they're so narcissistically termed)...I love the growing trend of hashtags everywhere. yes, yes I do. ie-<br />
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<span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">#miami #miamiheat #heat #heatnation #nba #basketball #teamwin #teamheat #bestteam #greatgame #stillontop #wegotthis #championship #lebron #6 #wade #3 #bosh #thisisjustthebeginning</span></span><br />
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<span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">that was one persons "status" HEY, THIS ISN'T INSTAGRAM, which is where that crap originated from...I think.</span></span><br />
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<span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">I'm all for a sarcastic hashtag here and there....I'm not even sure the reasoning behind it or why I think it's <em>sometimes</em> funny. Me, bursting with self confidence and security, don't find it necessary to create an account on instagram (which should be renammed to insecuritygram.....hashtag that) to post a bunch of filtered, blurry, dark, and 95% of the time not cute pictures, for what? so people can "follow" me...no thanks, that's a crime in all states. </span></span><br />
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<span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">I don't understand. Keep insecuritygram over there, not on my facebook feed. yes, I can block you, but then where will I get all my material for facebook insults and blog postings? </span></span><br />
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<span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">Furthermore, I am concerned why everyone is so self involved. I mean, posting pictures if they're funny or unique is one thing. but come on....one of you driving down the highway when I can see the reflection that you're more concerned that everyone sees your duck face than the road in front of you is just ridiculous. Or putting 47 hashtags for one picture is just absurd. No one needs that many, whats the purpose? just to piss everyone off? half of them are lies anyway. #beautiful #hot #cute no, none of those are true.</span></span><br />
<span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">According to a 2012 Harvard study, 50% of auto accidents were caused by duckface pictures. #facts. I guess everyone being so self involved is better than everyone being negative or violent? </span></span><br />
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<span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">Have you ever watched "stalked" on the ID channel? you should. People are crazy. Pedophiles are real and all these pictures of your kids...ugh. gives me the heebie jeebies.</span></span><br />
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<span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">This is my formal platform for the ID Channel, I love this station and have a slight obsession with every show on it. I watch it at all hours of the day (they have no infomercials all night) and thoroughly enjoy all the shows. Watch a couple of those and maybe you'll stop inviting psychos to follow you. I grew up obsessed with rescue 911 and Unsolved Mysteries...the original shiz, fantastic.</span></span><br />
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<span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">So, what I'm saying is, I'm slightly paranoid... but hey, this is America, land of the free AND crazy. (we've got a moron running the country) This isn't the 80's, you can't sleep with the doors unlocked and trust thy neighbor. That neighbors plotting to kill you or sleep with your husband. Hold that gun close to you and be overly cautious. Dr. Phil wrote a book recently (and he quotes this shit every show--so annoying), we are living in a different world than before. Don't give people the benefit of the doubt. google that junk.</span></span><br />
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<span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">Somehow, I went from Miami Heat to Dr. Phil.</span></span><br />
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<span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">The moral of this story is, people need to cool it and use some common sense. and for the love of God, please go back to 7th grade English and learn the differences between there, their, and they're. I can't take it. I saw someone use where instead of wear this morning....come on. </span></span><br />
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<span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">ATLANTA, I'm coming to visit in 22 days. AUBURN, I'm coming to visit in 23 days.</span></span><br />
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<span class="messageBody"><span class="userContent">I hope you enjoyed this rant novel today. Now, put your phone down and nose in a book!</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Chello stalkers…How’s your Thursday going? Alllllllllllllllrighty
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Well I’m getting ready for a much needed girls weekend up
here in freezing Minnesota. I’m driving the whole 17 minutes to St. Paul to
stay with my only female friend up here and another Atlanta friend is flying in
today. Yippyyyyy skippy.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I’m cutting my hair today!!!!!!!!!!!!akjdhfkdhflakjhflkj
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Also, it’s supposed to snow tonight or tomorrow 3-5 inches. <u>Kill
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">OHHHHHH also, are you watching The Amazing Race? Well you
should, my neighbors in Alabama are on it. WATCH IT OR ELSE. #vodka7up</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I also got wind of my high school reunion today….it’s going
to be the day after spanksgiving this year. WTF. Who plans it that close to the
fattest day of the year? COME ON SHELLY.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I can’t wait to see all the people who are losers, uglier,
fatter, and divorced. On the other hand, I feel 95% of my friends still look
exactly the same. Like Kim, she’s still the size of a noodle, has close to no common sense, finally stopped working at those hooters-esq restaurants and hasn’t aged at
all in the face, and of course, still has a long term boyfriend. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Beverly still looks Chinese even though she’s not, is batsh*t crazy and now she likes to knit---her future is looking bright and filled with cats. (also teaches ghetto kids, she's picking up some slang terminology so that, actually, is exciting). "she FINNA be a cat lady"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Or for instance Gina, she’s still giving off the lezbo vibe (refuses
to wear makeup or women’s clothing), except now, she’s a cop…so that’s right on
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Rebecca is exactly the same, she’s still the exact weight (I’d
put all my chips on 107.3 lbs) as she was in 2003, except she’s married now …still
wears the most ridiculous outfits that I don’t understand and baffles me when
she’s the most religious Jewish lady I know then the most Cuban latino mama. MAZEL ese. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">What I’m trying to say is, I love and miss all you broads
and I don’t care if you're fat, lesbian, anorexic, or Buddhist...or ginger. I just don’t want
to celebrate it the day after I’m in a sweaty south florida food coma. CRIGLER OUT. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-16675996202720260332013-02-14T14:09:00.002-08:002013-02-14T14:10:06.779-08:00Shmalentines 2013Well so far today, its 4:03pm CST, my boyfriend has gotton me a new car battery... it ended up costing $150. so. yea. <br />
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that shiz is gonna last longer than your dumb roses and gross chocolates. The way to my heart is through carbs, jamba juice, sushi, and the beach.<br />
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3 posts in 2 days. Are you impressed? I am. #yougoglencoco<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-80088358889721252022013-02-13T14:49:00.002-08:002013-02-13T14:49:27.289-08:00JOB OPENINGS One more plug while I'm thinking about it...<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-76334531030759906732013-02-13T14:33:00.002-08:002013-02-13T14:37:37.105-08:00HUMP DAY <span style="color: black;">Its been 13 days. You're in for a treat my red headed step-child. I shall give you attention more frequent than 30-45 days. welcome.</span><br />
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<span style="color: black;">HAPPY HUMP DAY EVERYONE!!!</span><br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-80480379311614201012013-01-31T13:05:00.001-08:002013-01-31T13:56:42.347-08:00Im a bad blogger<br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">We moved!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had my 90 day review--Im amazing as usual, KK had his annual review--he got the highest score possible and got a raise, AND closed on the house in the same day. HALLELUJAH! RAWR.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">We’re having a Super Bowl party in the new casa!! I can’t believe the
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Visit our website…. </span><a href="http://www.grapevinerecruiting.com/"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Calibri;">www.grapevinerecruiting.com</span></a><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> you’re
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-89073266313533920182012-12-02T07:59:00.000-08:002012-12-02T07:59:25.359-08:00im back yoI have been missing in action. Im busy working at my job--that I love. Still living in Minnestooooooooa. Supposedly its unusually warm, however, I think being in the teens is unusually cold and why do these freaks live here?<br />
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Holiday time goes fast and theres not much to update of tooooo much importance, other than Im still living here, I'm fat, Im finally getting a passport tomorrow, and flying to Alabama soon. OH, another fun fact. our neighbors in Daphne, AL are currently taping the season of "The Amazing Race" so that will be fun to watch on tv next year. I can't wait for the details, I'll get them over the Christmas vacation.<br />
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Speaking of Alabama, those redneck bastards are going to the National Championship game AGAIN. Miami better watch out. That city (as nasty as it is) mixed with <i>those</i> people, will be a mess. And as far as a cry that I think it is, I hope Notre Dame beats them.....fat chance. Like Notre Dame should even be in the game at all... anyone can be undefeated when they play little girly colleges. It should totally be bammers vs UGA. I'll stop this topic before I throw my laptop out the window. I cant stand bama.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-23733247607318850152012-09-24T08:44:00.000-07:002012-09-24T08:49:16.976-07:00freezing and football.<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #674ea7;">Its "officially" Fall these days, however its felt like Fall here in Minnesota for far longer than the official date. I'd venture to say its the middle of Winter. barf.</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #674ea7;">Im interviewing for jobs and its been insane. I hope to have a decision made tomorrow for a position. I don't even have cold weather interviewing garb. The high today is 75 though so, HIP HIP HORRAY.</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #674ea7;">Moms coming to visit soon! anddddd my friend from Atlanta is moving here today. Im so excited I could just throw up. I've forgotten what its like to interact with a female in person. Im stuck up Kevin and his friends butts every day, its getting old! </span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #674ea7;">My brother moved to Alabama over the weekend, marking the first time in his life he's ever made some long term decision. Lets hope he gets his life together. </span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #674ea7;">Auburn football is a joke this year...we are officially the worst, I've ever been alive to witness. We're 1-3. Haven't had a start like this since the 80's or something crazy like that. Next week we have a bye week, then after that we play 2 bad teams, however at this rate, we may not even beat them. Khiel Frazier is <i>not a good</i> quarterback and rivals The Jets Mark Sanchez in degree's of terribleness. I do however, always stand behind my Auburn Tigers no matter what. Im also not blind. SO, here's to making at least 5 wins so we can get a bowl game this year!!!!!!!</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #674ea7;">sianara suckers</span></b>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-11479555053264239772012-09-11T12:09:00.001-07:002012-09-11T12:09:46.136-07:00September 11th 2001, I got my drivers license....What were you doing?<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">holy macaroni.</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">Sorry I've been MIA. Since being in Minnesota I've come to realize I need a friggen job. Who wants to hire me? What I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. </span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">I've been busy learning to live with a man, cleaning, doing laundry, wishing a job opening would just call me out of the blue, and crying every time my phone says any degrees below 75. Oh, I did get a new phone, ADIOS BLACKBERRY.</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">OHHHH and the best news ever ever ever isssss, my friend from Atlanta just told me yesterday that she and her husband are moving up here in 2 weeks, YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. im happy.</span></b><br />
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<u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">My ex is gonna be a baby daddy.</span></u><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-small;">(T-bird thats just my baby daddy)</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">I'm..... ugh. still feeling weird about it. Surely Im not the only one who feels this way after an ex and yourself parts ways....according to my calculations via bookface, they did the dirty like 3-4 months after he broke my ticker. Is that a rebound? Im sure I was still crying into my couch pillows by that point. jerk. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">He's having a girl and I cant help but feel the irony. He's not with the mother anymore I hear, but in more ways than one--he is...for like the next 18 years. I wonder if she's crazy? wouldn't that really stir the pot? crazy broads really get me going. Women are half as crazy as they are because of the crap they make up themselves in their brains. Im sure hormones aren't helping either. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">In <i>way more important</i> relevant news, my number one boo who didn't knock up his ex, Kevin is flying in this morning and I cant wait to <strike>have him help me pack</strike> see him! We have a new apartment that we're temporarily moving into in Eden Prairie, MN </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">and in case you missed <a href="http://money.cnn.com/magazines/moneymag/best-places/2012/top100/">this list</a> published a couple of days ago, BOOM.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">NUMBER 3! (and my Alma Mater in at #89)</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">We've got a 6 month lease and Im WAYYYYY excited. My first time living in sin with a boy! Don't tell pawpaw. Im almost 27, I think Im old enough. And we're not having babies or anything cray. Kevin is making offers on houses and fingers crossed, we'll have a home soon.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Kevin lands in about 4 hours then its off to get a hitch installed on my car, pick up the uhaul, pack up the 10 boxes that I haven't even assembled, and eat lunch at my favorite sushi restaurant. busy coco.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">My brother Drew got in a bad accident 3 days ago and this is my public service announcement to NOT USE CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING. He broke his nose, teeth went through his lip, he was bloody and swollen, and <b>bonus</b>, totaled my moms 2012 Land Rover. Always wear your seatbelt and don't fiddle for your phone at midnight. ps. this is a quick way to end the feud with your mother. It scared me pretty bad and having to hear via a text from my aunt was less than ok. Mom said she tried to call but it didn't go through, f u T-Mobile. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Have a happy Wednesday and take no one for granted. <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">I love you, Drewby.</span></b></span><br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-500563813105655112012-08-17T16:34:00.002-07:002012-08-17T16:34:20.589-07:00Im moving in 1 week!<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">yep, you heard it here second people. I just told Facebook world a few minutes ago, and once its on facebook.....ITS FOR SERIOUS.</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">yea, so, thats about it for this post. Im about to cry my eyes into a bottle of wine because Im trying to figure out how to get a hitch installed on my car... and its proving impossible in my time frame OF A WEEK. wtf. I hate pep boys, by the way.</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Im mainly focusing on eating at all my favorite places in the next 7 days. I gotta go. Simply Thai is calling my name, BYE</span></b><br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-20637310080376267582012-08-15T08:38:00.000-07:002012-08-15T08:38:55.712-07:00JLO got married<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;">Im baaaaack. its been 6 days since my last post....I've been busy with everything for that wedding, being a taxi service for Kevin and Karla, trying not to die in the Alabama heat and packing my life up into boxes. its been nuts. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;">The first problem started about an hour after my last post, I found out Kevin's flight was CANCELLED and rescheduled for Friday morning at 9am. Karla's was delayed like 3 hours and needless to say, we did not get to go to Montgomery that night. Luckily Kevin got on the 6am flight Friday morning, but then it was delayed and we just couldn't wait any longer. He ended up having to get a rental car and drive to Montgomery. I felt horrible! </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;">The morning of the wedding was also awesome, I was craving bang bang shrimp from Bonefish Grill....so we went there...and wouldn't you know it....they were unveiling their "brunch" menu the following day, so they were giving out the free menu that day to all "friends and family"...we soon became friends and family and got a free martini, appetizer, and entree's. it was amazing. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;">We got to the venue in enough time for the bridal party to do ALL the junior bridesmaids hair. wtf. where are your parents? we do not have time to french braid 5 little girls ratty, tangled, sweaty, stinky hair while <i>we</i> are trying to get ourselves ready. ANNNNNNNNYWAY, we finally threw ourselves together and everything went off great. There were 2 kegs that were snuck in, however when the dad got wind of it, he took it upon himself to steal the tap when we weren't there guarding it. Needless to say, we took the party elsewhere to another middle of nowhere Alabama city. </span><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">whatttttttttttt. where did 4 years go? straight down the toilet as far as Im concerned. Here's a recap...</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">As I reflect on what has happened in my life the last 4 years, a few things come to mind..... </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Auburn won a National Championship, </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Cam Newton rules the free world, </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Obama has made everyone SUPER happy, </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">I moved to Atlanta knowing only 1 person, </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">I felt my first earthquake--all the way in Atlanta via Virginia, </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">My mom beat me to the alter, </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">I got fat then skinny then fat again, </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Corporate America sucks, </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">I learned I should've went to grad school, </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Student loans are going to last forever, </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">I met Chelsea Handler, </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">BP killed thousands of innocent animals and turned the gulf coast into shit sand, </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">I didn't win the largest Mega Millions Lottery ever, </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">I bought a new car, </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Joe Pa was an old lying bastard,</span></b><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;"><b>Michael Jackson died,</b></span><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Oprah went off the air and now Im depressed at 4pm daily,</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Our president won a nobel peace prize- WTF,</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Trannies can be in beauty pageants,</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Tiger Woods is a scumbag,</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">and</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">We killed Osama Bin Laden!</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Just to name a few.</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Tomorrow are my twin sisters 11th birthday and I wont be there to celebrate due to the wedding on Saturday....I believe this is the first birthday I've ever missed of theirs :(</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">Im off to start my fantastic weekend in 2 short hours!!! My Kevin flies in at 6 and the maid of honor flies in at 8pm. Then we're all off to Montgomery tonight! Bridal luncheon tomorrow morning and probably "dry" wedding on Saturday....NO COMMENT.</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;">tata stalkers!</span></b><br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-3461409523521780322012-08-03T12:44:00.002-07:002012-08-03T12:44:53.733-07:00One month until my birthday!!!!!<b style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Yall better start shopping for my gift. T minus 30 days folks. </span></b><br />
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<b style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Im dieting like an insane psychopath for the wedding I have to be in next weekend..so, excuse grumpy gills over here. I'm down 8 pounds and need probably like 5 more to successfully zip my dress, not have back fat, and be able to sit down without holding my breath......ahhhh the wonders of having a low backless dress. </span></b><br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-7358653096534476032012-07-31T06:42:00.002-07:002012-08-01T12:25:31.606-07:00IM BAAAACK. and so are the Olympics!<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">SO. Its been a hot minute since I've written on here...apologies. It's been a craaazay weekend/beginning to the week!! First off, I went to Minneapolis for the weekend and it was amazing! I ended up getting Friday off work, so instead of my 9:40pm flight, I did standby for the 8:40am flight, and (due to 2 connection flights being late) I ended up getting on by the skin of my teeth. Thank the Lord. So Im beyond elated to get into town to see my love and spend the whole day doing whatever until the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics later that evening...</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">WELL, Mr. Kevin and his ding dong friends decided to go out the night before, lose their softball championship game, then go to dollar bowling at 10pm. Kevin ended up sleeping in Friday morning and forgot to pick me up at the airport. I sat at the airport for 1 hour and 45 minutes plotting my wrath to surely kill him when he did get there. I was beyond mad...there should be a new word invented for the rage I felt in ending his life. I'll stew on that for a little and get back to you. So when he picked me up, I ripped him a new one and he of course had nothing more to say besides how sorry he was. He was super sorry and I mean, how long can you really hold a grudge against someone who fully understands the level of their screw up. So eventually, after he apologized forever and ever, I got over it. THEN he decides to take me over to the house with all his friends that "peer pressured" him into drinking until Lord knows when in the morning. So I get there and those guys are an even hotter mess than Kevin was. They're all still in their stinky softball outfits and knee high socks. </span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">We all went to lunch and it was just dandy. Now, I'm super dooper excited about the Olympics. So after watching that <i>terrrrrrible</i> (said in Charles Barkley voice) Opening Ceremony, we couldn't take it anymore. (seriously, who wants to re-live the Industrial Revolution or see light up beds and huge baby heads?--NO ONE) </span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">We went out to start the weekend in downtown Minneapolis...Kevin then gets a text from his life long best friend (he is the 3rd baseman for the Twins--who recently got sent back down to the minors to improve his hitting) saying he's getting called back up and will play in tomorrow's game. Wouldn't you know it, we had tickets and we were already planning on going. PERFECT! His fiancé (they both went to high school with Kevin and I) was also coming into town and I was just tickled pink. Im going to her bachelorette party in October and haven't seen her in a few months.</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">I'd also like to note, these Minnesota fans are serious about some baseball. You can see that those seats are pretty much full...and they are currently the worst team in the league. The Marlins got a brand new stadium this year, Im pretty sure they couldn't pay people to come to their games. sad. (and they just got rid of all their players, idiots). The Twins ended up sweeping the Indians that weekend :)</span></b><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-24834530436434840182012-07-23T13:56:00.000-07:002012-07-23T13:56:01.017-07:00I survived... barely.<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">Well this has been a Monday. My calves burn from two nights of 5+ inch stilettos and about 6 hours of driving yesterday. 3 of which I was riding in a back seat filled to the ceiling with suitcases and everything 9 girls need to throw a lingerie party/stay at the beach. Then I had to drive about 3 hours in my car from Montgomery to Atlanta. BOO THAT. I had a loooooot of fun though and surprisingly it didn't rain at all when we were down there. We laid out in the overcast both days and got some sun. The only bummer was that myself and Lauren got Jamie the same thing from Victorias secret :( womp womp. </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">We all decided to wear pink and boy was that a hit when we went to dinner. We went to Cobalt, which is a nice restaurant on the water. They told us the wait was 2 hours, so we decided to take our troop to the outside bar.....and sure enough, 15 minutes later we got our table. crazy. and awesome. Its as though they had never seen a large group of hot women wearing the same color, because every single person starred as we filed down the middle aisle towards the back room to our table. It was like a Victoria's secret runway show except we all weigh more than 70 pounds and didn't have million dollar diamond bras on.</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">Those are the only appropriate ones I have to post.....we have far too many jobs/dignity to protect. At some point, we met a bachelor party at the Florabama... his fiancé was in New Orleans (so was our brides fiancé) and so those lameo's followed us around all night. Lindsey then found out one of the guys was taking the bar the upcoming Tuesday, then we heard there were more lawyers in their group. She then decides that we're going to be smart lawyers too. She said I was a <i>pediatrician</i>, someone was a nuero-scientist and then threw a couple more of us in as lawyers. When he asked about her advice for taking the bar, I almost peed myself. Seeing as she is about to be a teacher, not an attorney. Then after some hot tubbing, waffle housing, and 4am beach frolicking, I think everyone was finally asleep. It was such a fun trip! The wedding is in 3 weeks, so....now its time to lose weight so my dress will fit!!!!!! awesome. </span></b></div>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-39543732980463432522012-07-19T07:24:00.001-07:002012-07-19T07:24:56.585-07:00Beach Bachelorette Party Preview<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-weight: bold;">So its Thursday and today Im heading to a bachelorette party in the biiiiig party beach city of Gulf Shores, Alabama. I know, I know. </span><b>party. central.</b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-weight: bold;"> Well I think there's about 10 of us going down and packing into a condo...The weather report says 60% chance of rain tomorrow and 50% Saturday, so this should be fun. However Florabama in the rain, I've done before so its not a total loss. I just hope I don't run into my dad there...OY! Being contained with 9 other chicks in a room for 2 days could prove fatal. However I've lived with 3 of the girls, so I know at least those will survive. Lets paint a pretty little picture of what Im up against... All the girls going are about 115 pounds soaking wet with perfect you know whats and southern charm, then theres me....oh and Marlea, she's a cop, and lets face it...she's got enough stereotypes to fight off (LEZZzzz be honest). But Im the (only) dark haired Indian girl with a </span><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><i><b>deep love</b></i></span></u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-weight: bold;"> connection of all things carb related and cheesy, Im a little hippy and curvy, and just really don't give a flying <strike>bleep</strike>. So Im like Barbie's secret friend who she doesn't want to take in public, and Barbie, is who I'll be with this weekend. Except barbie is really, really country, Christian and super sweet. and has the most southern </span><i style="color: blue; font-weight: bold;">draaawl </i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-weight: bold;">you've ever heard in your life. She also has guns... and brothers.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"><b>we're wearing the same bridesmaid dress. I just cant wait.</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"><b>What Im trying to say is, Im ready for this wedding. Let the camo wedding bells ring!! I hope you enjoyed these pictures throughout the college years. Lets hope I make it through the weekend! tata</b></span></div>
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-7690096394436987272012-07-17T10:53:00.000-07:002012-07-17T10:53:13.440-07:00men, football, brown eye<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: magenta;">chello all,</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: magenta;">Its chtuuuuesday, don't you hate it when people say it like that? me too. Which means.........tosh.o is on tonight! Yes!!! the only thing I look forward to on Tuesdays is this. He's the only man I find attractive that I probably weigh more than. If you don't love him, go get your head checked. While we're on the subject of men I fancy, here's a list in no particular order: Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gossling, Channing Tatum, and last, but certainly not least........TIM TEBOW..........<i>sigh. </i></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: magenta;">But lets get down to the serious business, Auburn football starts in 46 days. I will unfortunately be missing the first game vs Clemson, which will ironically be here in Atlanta. I will be in Minnesota celebrating the Labor Day/my birthday weekend there, supposedly they have big fairs there.....I will NOT be spending my birthday with carney folk, please believe. All I know, is that they have over 10,000 lakes and you bet your sweet ace I'll be floating on one of those with a cold one. Be it by boat or floaty, its happening. Im also excited for being the only insane fan 18 hours north of Auburn, Alabama watching this game and screaming like a maniac...we all know thats the only way Auburn plays, where you want to rip the tv off the wall, kill someone, and cry at the same time. so. beware minnesoooooota. And our games vs Clemson in the past few years have been a reaaaaaaaaaal nail biter. I don't even want to think about it. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: magenta;">anyway.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: magenta;">The other thing I noticed recently is that I believe my eyes are not brown anymore. Im not sure when this happened or if no one told me, but my eyes look more greenish that brown! w.t.f. Im having an identity crisis and Im not sure how I feel about it. whats next? pale skin? ginger hair? oy. before you know it I'll be eating lucky charms, irish dancing and be attracted to Colin Farrell. nay I say, nayyyyyyyy. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: magenta;">adios muchachos!</span><br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-8127478570714154552012-07-15T15:42:00.000-07:002012-07-15T15:42:41.976-07:00it's sunday, lets nap.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #674ea7;">Wellllllllllllll,</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #674ea7;">Today is Sunday and Im half deep in a bottle of chardonnay....lets dance blogface. This weekend has been the only one where I have no plans at all.........these are rare. Im busy most weekends, between family in Daphne, Al and Boca Raton, Fl...and Kevin in Minneapolis....Im all over ze place. This weekend I had no plans, and I wanted to keep it that way......I did however get a text at 3pm yesterday asking me to babysit...I accepted. So the highlight of my weekend was babysitting 2 kids Saturday night.......I also took 2 naps today, one at about 10:30 and the other at 1:30.....(and I'm not even depressed) I've also failed to mention that I started juicing 3 days ago and have since lost 5 lbs....so thats also a large thing thats been apart of my weekend....I juice 2 meals a day, breakfast and lunch....my favorite recipe is 4 carrots, 3 apples, 1' ginger, and 1 lime. YUMMMMMMMMMMMMO. I have a bachelorette party to attend in 4 days.......and Im certain to be the largest lady there by about 25 lbs. I hope to lose an additional 5 lbs by Thursday. BET IT. </span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #674ea7;">Another thing that happened recently....yet strangely, is that both my mother and best friend have been fighting with me for about a month or 2 now.......however, mom sent me an email yesterday, and my best friend text me a picture of us today....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....shall I mend those bridges? perhaps. Im pretty stubborn, however Im also very level headed and know when things are my fault............Im pretty good at admitting when Im to blame...and Im pretty sure Im not for neither instances....mayyyyyybe I am when it comes to Carol, but then again, I cant control the US postal service and she needs to get over it, and stop imposing her views on me. As for my best friend...........I need Dr. Phil. </span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #674ea7;">There are some big changes coming soon in my life and I want all to be well in the transition. Anddddddddd on Friday I plan on getting a copy of my birth certificate so I can finally get a passport. Amen! oh and Im going to Minnesota in 2 weeks yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. talk soon blogstalkers.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #674ea7;">And in case you're interested, Virgin Diaries comes on this Wednesday at 10pm EST on TLC........its hilariously ridiculous and a great laugh. please watch. thank me later for the awkward laughter you experience.</span></span><br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16658478733309261271noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1916203917207736036.post-11164223231282787632012-07-13T07:37:00.000-07:002012-07-15T15:44:46.666-07:00Friday the 13th<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">HIIIIIOHHHHH,</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">I've decided, for some reason, to start a blog. Mainly out of boredom, mostly because I like to show people how awesome and funny I am. Oh and connect with "family and friends", isn't that what most people say about doing one of these things? When in actuality they probably just want to show off how perfect their lives seem and rich they are. My life isn't perfect and I haven't inherited a large sum of money nor rob banks on the reg so, I'd consider myself pretty comfy and borderline normal in my happy loud life. I enjoy the finer things but lets not get crazy. I owe ewgobs of money to Auburn University that I'll be paying off until Im 40. boo. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">SO, "friends and family" whats happened with me in the past couple of years? Well, if you don't stalk me daily on face book then here's a snapshot. Graduated in 08/08, moved to Atlanta in 10/08, not married, no kids, no tattoos, and still have long hair. My twin sisters are almost 11, Drew is almost 24 and I'm almost 27. I still don't have a passport and have never been on a cruise. Carol finally got married and cares for her 2 dogs more than me, Im fairly certain. They don't talk back or eat as much as I do. Then again, I don't poop and pee on the floors!</span></div>
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