Chello stalkers…How’s your Thursday going? Alllllllllllllllrighty then.

Well I’m getting ready for a much needed girls weekend up here in freezing Minnesota. I’m driving the whole 17 minutes to St. Paul to stay with my only female friend up here and another Atlanta friend is flying in today. Yippyyyyy skippy.

I’m cutting my hair today!!!!!!!!!!!!akjdhfkdhflakjhflkj ahhhhh

Also, it’s supposed to snow tonight or tomorrow 3-5 inches. Kill me.

OHHHHHH also, are you watching The Amazing Race? Well you should, my neighbors in Alabama are on it. WATCH IT OR ELSE. #vodka7up

guess which one they are 

hint: mullet

 

Im still fat.

I also got wind of my high school reunion today….it’s going to be the day after spanksgiving this year. WTF. Who plans it that close to the fattest day of the year? COME ON SHELLY.

 

I can’t wait to see all the people who are losers, uglier, fatter, and divorced. On the other hand, I feel 95% of my friends still look exactly the same. Like Kim, she’s still the size of a noodle, has close to no common sense, finally stopped working at those hooters-esq restaurants and hasn’t aged at all in the face, and of course, still has a long term boyfriend.

Beverly still looks Chinese even though she’s not, is batsh*t crazy and now she likes to knit---her future is looking bright and filled with cats. (also teaches ghetto kids, she's picking up some slang terminology so that, actually, is exciting). "she FINNA be a cat lady"

I still (of course) look like a F’n BOSS. a pale boss.

Or for instance Gina, she’s still giving off the lezbo vibe (refuses to wear makeup or women’s clothing), except now, she’s a cop…so that’s right on par.

Rebecca is exactly the same, she’s still the exact weight (I’d put all my chips on 107.3 lbs) as she was in 2003, except she’s married now …still wears the most ridiculous outfits that I don’t understand and baffles me when she’s the most religious Jewish lady I know then the most Cuban latino mama. MAZEL ese.

What I’m trying to say is, I love and miss all you broads and I don’t care if you're fat, lesbian, anorexic, or Buddhist...or ginger. I just don’t want to celebrate it the day after I’m in a sweaty south florida food coma. CRIGLER OUT.

 

Shmalentines 2013

Well so far today, its 4:03pm CST, my boyfriend has gotton me a new car battery... it ended up costing $150. so. yea.

#carbattery #infinitig37

i dont even have twitter

that shiz is gonna last longer than your dumb roses and gross chocolates. The way to my heart is through carbs, jamba juice, sushi, and the beach.

3 posts in 2 days. Are you impressed? I am. #yougoglencoco

Heres what made me laugh today.

JOB OPENINGS

One more plug while I'm thinking about it...

In this economy, my job is great, I get to fill positions with A+ candidates, that being said... Someone you know, knows someone whos a said candidate, if it;s not you personally...

I need to fill the following positions. reach out to me if you're a perfecto fit or know somoene who is.

General Manager in Denver, CO (large home improvement company)- confidential search
Canvass Manager in Dallas, TX (large home improvement company)- confidential search
Sales Manager in Austin, TX (Renewal by Andersen- Austin)
In-Home Sales Rep (Renewal by Andersen- Dallas and Austin)

All of these are in the home improvement arena...its kinda our thing.

All our placements are for great, top-notch, reputable companies with great reputations.

boom.

all qualified peoples should email Courtney@grapevinerecruiting.com

gracias !!!!!!!!!

HUMP DAY

Its been 13 days. You're in for a treat my red headed step-child. I shall give you attention more frequent than 30-45 days. welcome.

In an effort to both maximize our companies following and get myself out there, I propose you check this out/follow/friend/stalk accordingly.

I love my job so CHECK THESE OUT OR ELSE.

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(do you see what I just did right there?) jeah.


HAPPY HUMP DAY EVERYONE!!!

this made me laugh today.

Im a bad blogger

I’ve been a bad blogger. I apologize to all my 3 readers. (I may be overshooting that by about 2)….

We moved!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had my 90 day review--Im amazing as usual, KK had his annual review--he got the highest score possible and got a raise, AND closed on the house in the same day. HALLELUJAH! RAWR.

I went Ice fishing.

I didn’t fall in and die….I’m pasty as FFFFFFF. I forgot what sunlight looks like…

I’m fatter than Roseanne Barr at her prime.

 

We’re having a Super Bowl party in the new casa!! I can’t believe the Falcons didn’t make it in. I’m pissed.

I’m hungry.

 

I love my job still.

Visit our website…. www.grapevinerecruiting.com you’re welcome.

 

Have a great day. I promise to be more frequent, like the tides and menstration

Diet starts tomorrow.

im back yo

I have been missing in action. Im busy working at my job--that I love. Still living in Minnestooooooooa. Supposedly its unusually warm, however, I think being in the teens is unusually cold and why do these freaks live here?

Holiday time goes fast and theres not much to update of tooooo much importance, other than Im still living here, I'm fat, Im finally getting a passport tomorrow, and flying to Alabama soon. OH, another fun fact. our neighbors in Daphne, AL are currently taping the season of "The Amazing Race" so that will be fun to watch on tv next year. I can't wait for the details, I'll get them over the Christmas vacation.

Speaking of Alabama, those redneck bastards are going to the National Championship game AGAIN. Miami better watch out. That city (as nasty as it is) mixed with those people, will be a mess. And as far as a cry that I think it is, I hope Notre Dame beats them.....fat chance. Like Notre Dame should even be in the game at all... anyone can be undefeated when they play little girly colleges. It should totally be bammers vs UGA. I'll stop this topic before I throw my laptop out the window. I cant stand bama.

OH and most sad of all....Auburn ended up only winning 3 games the entire year. We canned our lovely coach Gene Chizik and now we're trying to get out shiz lined up for next season, which gives us a small window of about 8 months to get someone great and get us back on track. Auburn has NEVER been so embarrassed in like a gillion years. something had to be done, so byebye Gene. I really liked Gene, he seemed right on track with the Auburn family and the meaning of Auburn. I read his book and thoroughly enjoyed it. He's a Southern, Christian family man and I feel there was nothing greater to represent our culture. Good luck in the future. War Eagle always.

Im baaAAAAAaaack.

YOOOO, I disappeared and apologies all around. My freaking life is great and nonstop and I got a new job so yeaaaaaaaaaaaa. busy as a bee. Im a recruiter for a small firm like 5 minutes from mi casa. today there were snow flurries. no me gusta. and I'm officially a functioning member of society. HALLELUJAH!

I love my job, I love my boss, I love it all. 

so grateful.

my KK is now my househusband. He's home all day (working from home) while I work, prepares lunch when I come home, makes the bed, does the laundry, and is excited to see me when I return. He's a keeper. 

Back up off my boo.

Thanksgiving is coming up. flights are redonkulous... and Im not prepared for Christmas to be right there behind it. OY

The presidential erection is soon. UGHHHHHHH. f u nobama.

speaking of bama....Auburn football is at an all time (in the history of time, im sure) low. like 1-7 record. like, serious. w.t.f. It's depressing and I don't even wanna think about it. 

so that about wraps it up. working, freezing, losing. ON A POSITIVE NOTE. My DIRTY BIRDS ARE UNDEFEATED!!!! KAAAA KAAAAAAAAAAAA, RISE UP!!!!

aka the Atlanta Falcons are kicking ace. and the Vikings are doing pretty hot as well. 

Auburn football has taught me to not hold my breath. so....we shall see.

deuces. 

I miss Atlanta.