Im a bad blogger

I’ve been a bad blogger. I apologize to all my 3 readers. (I may be overshooting that by about 2)….

We moved!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had my 90 day review--Im amazing as usual, KK had his annual review--he got the highest score possible and got a raise, AND closed on the house in the same day. HALLELUJAH! RAWR.

I went Ice fishing.

I didn’t fall in and die….I’m pasty as FFFFFFF. I forgot what sunlight looks like…

I’m fatter than Roseanne Barr at her prime.

 

We’re having a Super Bowl party in the new casa!! I can’t believe the Falcons didn’t make it in. I’m pissed.

I’m hungry.

 

I love my job still.

Visit our website…. www.grapevinerecruiting.com you’re welcome.

 

Have a great day. I promise to be more frequent, like the tides and menstration

Diet starts tomorrow.

im back yo

I have been missing in action. Im busy working at my job--that I love. Still living in Minnestooooooooa. Supposedly its unusually warm, however, I think being in the teens is unusually cold and why do these freaks live here?

Holiday time goes fast and theres not much to update of tooooo much importance, other than Im still living here, I'm fat, Im finally getting a passport tomorrow, and flying to Alabama soon. OH, another fun fact. our neighbors in Daphne, AL are currently taping the season of "The Amazing Race" so that will be fun to watch on tv next year. I can't wait for the details, I'll get them over the Christmas vacation.

Speaking of Alabama, those redneck bastards are going to the National Championship game AGAIN. Miami better watch out. That city (as nasty as it is) mixed with those people, will be a mess. And as far as a cry that I think it is, I hope Notre Dame beats them.....fat chance. Like Notre Dame should even be in the game at all... anyone can be undefeated when they play little girly colleges. It should totally be bammers vs UGA. I'll stop this topic before I throw my laptop out the window. I cant stand bama.

OH and most sad of all....Auburn ended up only winning 3 games the entire year. We canned our lovely coach Gene Chizik and now we're trying to get out shiz lined up for next season, which gives us a small window of about 8 months to get someone great and get us back on track. Auburn has NEVER been so embarrassed in like a gillion years. something had to be done, so byebye Gene. I really liked Gene, he seemed right on track with the Auburn family and the meaning of Auburn. I read his book and thoroughly enjoyed it. He's a Southern, Christian family man and I feel there was nothing greater to represent our culture. Good luck in the future. War Eagle always.

Im baaAAAAAaaack.

YOOOO, I disappeared and apologies all around. My freaking life is great and nonstop and I got a new job so yeaaaaaaaaaaaa. busy as a bee. Im a recruiter for a small firm like 5 minutes from mi casa. today there were snow flurries. no me gusta. and I'm officially a functioning member of society. HALLELUJAH!

I love my job, I love my boss, I love it all. 

so grateful.

my KK is now my househusband. He's home all day (working from home) while I work, prepares lunch when I come home, makes the bed, does the laundry, and is excited to see me when I return. He's a keeper. 

Back up off my boo.

Thanksgiving is coming up. flights are redonkulous... and Im not prepared for Christmas to be right there behind it. OY

The presidential erection is soon. UGHHHHHHH. f u nobama.

speaking of bama....Auburn football is at an all time (in the history of time, im sure) low. like 1-7 record. like, serious. w.t.f. It's depressing and I don't even wanna think about it. 

so that about wraps it up. working, freezing, losing. ON A POSITIVE NOTE. My DIRTY BIRDS ARE UNDEFEATED!!!! KAAAA KAAAAAAAAAAAA, RISE UP!!!!

aka the Atlanta Falcons are kicking ace. and the Vikings are doing pretty hot as well. 

Auburn football has taught me to not hold my breath. so....we shall see.

deuces. 

I miss Atlanta. 

freezing and football.

Its "officially" Fall these days, however its felt like Fall here in Minnesota for far longer than the official  date. I'd venture to say its the middle of Winter. barf.

Im interviewing for jobs and its been insane. I hope to have a decision made tomorrow for a position. I don't even have cold weather interviewing garb. The high today is 75 though so, HIP HIP HORRAY.

Moms coming to visit soon! anddddd my friend from Atlanta is moving here today. Im so excited I could just throw up. I've forgotten what its like to interact with a female in person. Im stuck up Kevin and his friends butts every day, its getting old! 

My brother moved to Alabama over the weekend, marking the first time in his life he's ever made some long term decision. Lets hope he gets his life together. 

Auburn football is a joke this year...we are officially the worst, I've ever been alive to witness. We're 1-3. Haven't had a start like this since the 80's or something crazy like that. Next week we have a bye week, then after that we play 2 bad teams, however at this rate, we may not even beat them. Khiel Frazier is not a good quarterback and rivals The Jets Mark Sanchez in degree's of terribleness. I do however, always stand behind my Auburn Tigers no matter what. Im also not blind. SO, here's to making at least 5 wins so we can get a bowl game this year!!!!!!!

Im homesick.

Flying home to Florida in less than a month to go sail to the Bahamas for a few days.

sianara suckers

September 11th 2001, I got my drivers license....What were you doing?

holy macaroni.

Sorry I've been MIA. Since being in Minnesota I've come to realize I need a friggen job. Who wants to hire me? What I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. 

Liam Neeson just gets me.

I've been busy learning to live with a man, cleaning, doing laundry, wishing a job opening would just call me out of the blue, and crying every time my phone says any degrees below 75. Oh, I did get a new phone, ADIOS BLACKBERRY.

I've also gotten fat. Been to a Twins game. Got a Costco membership. Turned 27. and my honey got a new car. 

Life's great. 

OHHHH and the best news ever ever ever isssss, my friend from Atlanta just told me yesterday that she and her husband are moving up here in 2 weeks, YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. im happy.

I live in Minnesota.

This has been an insane last 5-7 days. All is well and Im finally moved in but there have been like 900 things on my mind and obstacles to overcome.

FIRST. I would like to say Uhaul in Buckhead off Peachtree St. right by the Kroger where it turns into Peachtree Industrial Blvd.....was fantastic. They were very helpful and I'm grateful for their generosity. long story short. I bought a hitch, took it to them to install, my car wouldn't allow them to install it, so they gave me a truck for about $150 cheaper than it would normally be because of all this mumbo-jumbo, last minute, unforeseen and unavoidable problems.

so. $640 later, we're on the road.

I'll miss you Atlanta :(

Then we went through Kentucky

oh lala Louisville

We then got to Indianapolis shortly after this picture....and slept at my Aunt's house that night after a great meal and a walk, we were in bed by 9:45. We got up at about 4:30am to get back on the road. Just as the sun was rising we went through Chicaghoe around 7ish.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bears.

Guess where we went next??

we spent $30 on cheese. 

Wisconsin!

 The weather during the 2 days of travel was beautiful.....that is, until we hit Minnesota.

looking a little muggy minnesota...

oh, thanks for the welcome home party.

But the fun didnt stop there. In the midst of unpacking some necessary boxes from the back of the uhaul in the sprinkling rain. My cheapass flip flops from sears slipped and left this baby on my backside

awesome.

 Well, Im here in one piece (except for the mirror I was holding when I fell) and Auburn football starts in 3 days and my birthday is on Labor Day (5 days)...the next couple of days are gonna be crazy. I cant wait.

crigler OUT.

JUICY NEWS and Im moving in 24-48hrs

It's 5am and I cant sleep. shocker. It's been a couple of days since my last oh so deep, largely fonted post. But not only was yesterday my moms 1 year anniversary of marriage (skankydashian's wedding anniversary would've been the day before it---my how 294 days have flown by). Stay focused Courtney, the juicy news is.

My ex is gonna be a baby daddy.
(T-bird thats just my baby daddy)

I'm..... ugh. still feeling weird about it. Surely Im not the only one who feels this way after an ex and yourself parts ways....according to my calculations via bookface, they did the dirty like 3-4 months after he broke my ticker. Is that a rebound? Im sure I was still crying into my couch pillows by that point. jerk. 

He's having a girl and I cant help but feel the irony. He's not with the mother anymore I hear, but in more ways than one--he is...for like the next 18 years. I wonder if she's crazy? wouldn't that really stir the pot? crazy broads really get me going. Women are half as crazy as they are because of the crap they make up themselves in their brains. Im sure hormones aren't helping either. 

In way more important relevant news, my number one boo who didn't knock up his ex, Kevin is flying in this morning and I cant wait to have him help me pack see him! We have a new apartment that we're temporarily moving into in Eden Prairie, MN 

and in case you missed this list published a couple of days ago, BOOM.

NUMBER 3! (and my Alma Mater in at #89)

jeah.

We've got a 6 month lease and Im WAYYYYY excited. My first time living in sin with a boy! Don't tell pawpaw. Im almost 27, I think Im old enough. And we're not having babies or anything cray. Kevin is making offers on houses and fingers crossed, we'll have a home soon.

Kevin lands in about 4 hours then its off to get a hitch installed on my car, pick up the uhaul, pack up the 10 boxes that I haven't even assembled, and eat lunch at my favorite sushi restaurant. busy coco.

I forgot to mention...

My brother Drew got in a bad accident 3 days ago and this is my public service announcement to NOT USE CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING. He broke his nose, teeth went through his lip, he was bloody and swollen, and bonus, totaled my moms 2012 Land Rover. Always wear your seatbelt and don't fiddle for your phone at midnight. ps. this is a quick way to end the feud with your mother. It scared me pretty bad and having to hear via a text from my aunt was less than ok. Mom said she tried to call but it didn't go through, f u T-Mobile. 

Have a happy Wednesday and take no one for granted. I love you, Drewby.

love.